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米尼鱼相关CP排行(?)总结

写这个帖子是为了码一些诡异的东西,托懂球帝最近那个诡异的专题(见后)的福,我想起情人节那段时间,英媒也煞有介事的总结了一串bromance。而由于这一年米尼鱼大爆发,就也成为了主要被调戏的对象之一……


先是2月12日,情人节前两天,八卦小前锋·羞耻于我不值一文·镜报,率先推出了CP主题:

The 11 biggest bromances in football

题目看上去非常之厉害!然而榜单内容如下:

Mesut Ozil and Mathieu Flamini

Dele Alli and Eric Dier

Frank Lampard and John Terry

Ander Herrera and Juan Mata

Steven Gerrard and Xabi Alonso

Thierry Henry and Robert Pires

Gerard Pique and Carlos Puyol

David Beckham and Gary Neville

Mesut Ozil and Sergio Ramos

Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan

Marco Reus and Mario Goetze

虽然这些CP都很ZQSG,然而镜报你们怎么好意思!怎么好意思11个里有8个都是英超哦!而且我没看错吧,怎有个人,他出现了两次……

米尼鱼的部分:

Rather than explain this first one, we'll let their Arsenal team mates do it for us:

Alternative Awards: Biggest Bromance 

……是的就一句话,直接连接去阿森纳CP大赏(镜报也专门出了新闻)。

而水鱼的部分:

Much like any romantic history, Mesut had bromances before he met his current other half (sorry, Mathieu).

You only have to look at their Twitter profiles when Ozil moved from Real Madrid to Arsenal to understand the depth and seriousness of the relationship he had with his former Spanish team mate…

  • An enormous pleasure having played by your side, may luck be with you "Bro" @MesutOzil1088 https://t.co/5YKyinCDxv

    — Sergio Ramos (@SergioRamos) September 3, 2013

  • I will miss u bro.. I wish u all the best. 〽1Ö , SR4 pic.l.bst.126.net/cms/18031/404.html?1&2=/5dpiXxBA43

    — Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) September 3, 2013

  • Your last match's t-shirt will be kept foundly with me. @MesutOzil1088 pic.l.bst.126.net/cms/18031/404.html?1&2=/ocrltHEZH3

    — Sergio Ramos (@SergioRamos) September 3, 2013

One key question: despite Ozil being German and Ramos being Spanish, did they always converse purely in English?

没错,在镜报编辑Richard Innes心中,272的感情线索,那是相当复杂的。这不仅是一个1v1的配对,而是有着起承转合的story!

以及英国人真的非常非常在意人家交谈是不是用英语……当年大概,的确不是的。


而两天后,大概是对镜报的地方主义忍无可忍,Goal.com拨乱反正,以新篇正面扛上:

Aguero & Messi, Lampard & Terry and more: Football's biggest bromances

这份总结果然相当富有广度,列表如下:

Gary Neville & Paul Scholes

Zlatan Ibrahimovic & Maxwell

Frank Lampard & John Terry

Iker Casillas & Sergio Ramos

Robbie Keane & Damien Duff

Dele Alli & Eric Dier

Fabio Capello & Christian Panucci

Andy Cole & Dwight Yorke

Marco Reus & Mario Gotze

Andy Carroll & Kevin Nolan

Lionel Messi & Sergio Aguero

Martin O'Neill & Roy Keane

Jose Mourinho & Marco Materazzi

Cristiano Ronaldo & Cristiano Ronaldo

……最后一个就是……如字面所示。

有耳熟能详的著名CP,也有一些国内很少听说的逸闻,教练界也有代表,总的来说都是挺有料的(。

鉴于本lof是从米尼鱼角度出发,就摘录米尼鱼的部分如下:

While Eric Dier and Dele Alli might be building something beautiful at Tottenham, Arsenal can already boast their own long-lasting bromance with Mathieu Flamini and Mesut Ozil.

Don't believe us? Here are some select quotes from Arsenal team-mates...

Danny Welbeck: "They are twins. I've played with twins, in Fabio and Rafael Da Silva, but these are closer."

Theo Walcott: "I wouldn't be surprised if they even share a house together. It's a table for two at times at the restaurant, with a little candle."

Laurent Koscielny: "If one goes to the toilet, the second one is behind him."

However, we think Sergio Ramos may have something to say about this bromance.

……最后一句话异常醒目(。链接点进去,还是水哥当时送别72的推特以及72的回应。

虽然主料还是阿森纳CP大赏,Goal却又富有八卦精神地引申到了水鱼——而且榜单内明明有开水,可见作者Alex Young的CP观和镜报是不一样的!然而……还是……

(btw,我也必须指出,两篇的论据的重复度也太高了!你们不能找点别的么!抄袭嫌疑刚刚的)


结果,水哥是厄煮的ex这件事,就这么,好像成为了英媒的共识一样|||


然后,最新的相关排行,就是懂球帝的这篇……并不全面,但却以时下正当红,华语圈最流行为原则总结出的CP列表:https://www.dongqiudi.com/article/169003

就,就不附全文了,值得一提的是,这篇里的水鱼终于不再是厄煮的ex问题,而是直指水爷对T9的忠诚度考验!

——当然因为厄煮在这里一下上了5个CP已经不知道怎么选是ex了,雪特。


目前就是,以上。

开这个帖主要是因为,估计以后还会有的(。想做个备注。

tag么就…看起来是不能只打米尼鱼了…请不要掐我


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